I couldn’t come up with a theme to tie all three of these vids together, but I liked each of them enough to just drop them into one post and call it a roundup. Done and done.
“Oh, and by the way, that’s a $500 ticket”
I don’t know exactly what set this first guy off, but he just can’t seem to spit the vitriol out fast enough to suit himself. Kudos to the CHP trooper, though, for keeping his cool and just walking away – after, that is, writing a $500 citation.
“Don’t anally probe me for 14 hours, bro”
I’ve written before about the government’s apparent proclivity for unwarranted rectal examinations, but this next vid about the poor sap in New Mexico allegedly subjected by police to eight unwanted, invasive rectal procedures in a failed search for drugs has to take the cake.
Apparently, when in certain parts of New Mexico, it is ill advised to run a stop sign, clench your butt cheeks in a “suspicious manner,” and then allow the cops to drive you around until they find a doctor willing to probe your nether regions mercilessly for the better part of a day.
And, to add insult to injury, the hospital billed the guy $6000 for the “procedure.” I’m not sure if Obamacare covers that or not, but come on.
Deming, NM Police “Probe”
“My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Thousands of people accidentally discharge firearms every year, but some are definitely more gratuitous than others. Here’s a poseur masquerading as a hardened thug who, as it turns out, is afraid his mommy is going to tan his hide for shooting a gun in the house.
And she should.
Have a safe and pleasant weekend!
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